If Abe was paid for the stupidity he comes out with – he’d have more money than he lost trying to scam the GIN system! And with this bit of wisdom, you now know why he can’t get a woman!



Come on Ladies! You’d better line up fast! This guy is quite a catch!

How could you possibly resist such a lifestyle like he’s offering?

Someone please tell this moron that we’re in the 21st century now. Not 16th century Moronistan!