What do an illiterate burger flipper and a homophobic jew hater have in common? – They’re both morons!

Coldwell has his hand up Abe’s rear-end, controlling what he says like a good puppet master. But Coldwell himself shows his homophobic side!

For those of you who have been following the story about Sexual Pervert With No Real Ph.D’s Who Claims To Have Cured 35,000 People of Cancer Without a Shred of Evidence and his attempt to sue Jason Jones, aka – Salty Droid, here’s a little tidbit to add to the bullshit pile, from Coldwell’s little puppet, Abe Husein:

Abe Husein
So those who thought DR C was joking when he said he was going to sue Salty Droid in court, he was actually being serious. He has filed suit against Salty and Bernie. I have the court docs. Not sure what effect them being overseas will have though.

Sigh…okay, let’s do this…

Here’s a brief catch up if you can’t be bothered to read the previous posts regarding this story.

Coldwell pays around $30 a month, to use a legal advice service, whereby he can go to various law offices and get limited legal advice. Duh!

These lawyers are not hired, employed or contracted to Coldwell, and the service is there for anyone who wants to use it for the same fee. However, this would undoubtedly be the “..as my team of lawyers told me..” that Coldwell likes to believe are actually his team.

He’s very good at playing that line over and over.

Anyway, I digress. Back on point.

Coldwell sent me the proposed letter from one of these attorneys, with the email header stating that I was being sued and hunted by Interpol, blah, blah, blah.

After reading this little draft, not only is my name not even mentioned in it, but the entire list of Coldwell’s pathetic claims is more inaccurate than his number of real Ph.D’s with any meaning!

For a start, Interpol would know exactly where I am for just these following reasons:

The list is longer, but you get the idea.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes! Bizarre twist thingy.

Coldwell went and posted the lawsuit document, as real, on some obscure website, known only in the Cook County area of South Carolina, apparently.

I did call the lawyer mentioned on the “letter” Coldwell emailed me, and we had a very nice chat. You can see more on that on my previous post.

So how does this make Abe a moron of epic proportions? Easy to answer that. As I mentioned before, any legal document must be delivered, on paper, via snail mail. Said letter must have an attorney’s legal signature on the delivered document for it to have any meaning. And third, said attorney must be willing to go through a mountain of red tape to have any legal effect overseas.

Kind of hard to do that when the attorney the sexual molester chooses, is an injury lawyer, who has high-doubts about taking such a case even in his own State, let alone anywhere else!

But, the real icing on the cake of bullshit, is the fact that I’m not even mentioned on the document!!

So my question to Abe is: Just where do you get off making dumb ass statements to people, in order to bolster your obviously flagging popularity, when you’ve obviously not even bothered to read the document!! ?

Please, take your time to answer this one, as I know you probably need to sit down and work it out.

Stupid is as stupid does. Well done, Abe. You are now a high-ranking contender for the Darwin Evolution Awards.

Meanwhile, Coldwell had this to say on Facebook just a few hours ago:

So while I’m here, let’s clear something else up. Actually, a few things. The least not being that I like “suet”

I mean, seriously? Are you homophobic Leonard? Wouldn’t surprise me given that you like to fondle women under the guise of being a doctor with your fake degrees! And are you anti-Jewish now too? The implications of your words show that you really do not think before you act! This alone would be enough to have you imprisoned for racism in the UK under tough new laws there!

Secondly, I live in Japan. Or did you forget? Do you know what that means? (kindergarden teacher voice). It means Leonard, your American federal laws have absolutely no meaning to anyone living outside of the USA!

Jason gave you his address, and the reason you can’t find the guy, is because he moved you moron!

Then again, even when he gave you all his contact details, you as usual, did nothing, because you’re a snivelling little whiny bitch who likes to play the big man behind his keyboard!

This is a doozy:

They think they are safe but conspiracy to destroy grounds of business is a federal crime

Umm…not sure if you mean conspiracy to destroy a businesses grounds, like the floor, yard, etc, or destroy a business on the grounds of…what?…c’mon ya little bald perv, don’t keep us guessing…on the grounds of what? At least have the intelligence to finish a sentence!

This “conspiracy” must be pretty top secret! After all, I haven’t had a meeting with Jason or Omri to discuss plans to take you down. If we had, it would be a conspiracy. Damn, maybe I was out when they called round!

Isn’t it interesting that maloony and the droid both got thrown out by their wifes?

Okay, it’s actually wives, but we all know you’re an illiterate little chimp, so we’ll let that one slide.

I can’t speak for Jason’s personal love-life, as I really don’t know the man and have never even talked to him. But as for me, I’ve been married for over 14 years and still living under the same roof as my wife and son. If she threw me out, I must have missed the memo! Where do you get…oh, never mind, I have said plenty of times that you make shit up as you go along. Obviously you’ve just proved me right!

Find it interesting also that Lenny would scoff at someone’s marriage possibly failing, given that he’s failed at his own and was divorced by his first wife. She probably saw through his lies too. Or was it the official police report about his sexual molestation that pushed her out the door? Or was it Lenny’s halitosis?

And this folks, is the so-called professional that wants you to pay him to lift you up through life, via his failing fast IMBSingU club.

Well Abe and Lenny are just perfect for each other. Both make up their own facts. Both believe what they say as true. And neither one of them can back up a damn thing they say with any credible proof.

Lenny is a sick fuck, Abe is just a perennial loser who hopes some of Lennys pretend wealth will end up with him. He is desperate to get out of his current life so if he thinks Lenny can help he will defend anything he does. They both deserve what is coming and I will have no compassion for any one of them. – T.D.

We’ll see if Lenny ends up sharing a cell with KT once the FBI starts their investigation on him (Coldwell) as my non-existent legal team of monkeys haves informs me vill happen shoon.

Lenny and Abe – Morons of the Year and contenders to win the Darwin Awards.

Again.